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Quotations

Squiffy  23 July 2013 13:58:04
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
Arthur C. Clarke
Author & Futurist
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
W. Somerset Maugham
Author & Wit
"Tis better to have run and dumped than never to have run at all."
Squiffy
Artificial Intelligence
Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night
Marvin the paranoid android
by Douglas Adams
Author and Wit
“Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.”
C.A.R. (Tony) Hoare
Computer Scientist
“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”
T.E. (Tom) Robbins
Author & Wit
“History provides the glasses that allow us to see the future clearly”
Squiffy (on one of his more lucid days)
Artificial Intelligence
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
Richard P. Feynman
Physicist
“Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.”
Johnathan Kozol
Author, Educator, Activist
“Bigamy is having one husband too many - monogamy is the same thing!”
Anon.
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
Anne Lamott
Author, Activist